1st hour diaster!

FINALLY i have reached my most successful year of school, no more being shoved in the hallways, I am the oldest and in fairness that is true, bring on the year i say. Strutting through the hallways head held high, recently highlighted blonde hair, and yes to top it off the braces are off, oh yes i was looking good! For the first time i felt strong and in power of everything i had! this was a good feeling.
Oh how refreshing, wait till i see Anna, oh there she is ! Annnnaaaa :D......

BAMM! the door decides to shut... on my face, blood everywhere, bleeding nose, oh great! ohh bloody great ! i knew it couldn't last long, the door decides to snap me back into reality, if that was a person the police would be involved! i had been in school 15 whole minutes and me being me i get my face slapped by a door, what a bitch !!

Owww!! Anna comes running over "Oh God, Turn Walk fast! so i picked up the pace covering my nose with my hand and headed to the toilets, one of my so called friends was nearly peeing himself laughing! arr the joys of school, and people say you must go to school it is GOOD for you!

Yes surely good, if the people pick on you, doors like to embarrass you and many other things on top of that which school is not good for... teachers are just so caring and considerate aren't they, that when i just got mowed down by the swinging door the teacher just down the hall didn't even realise,she just sat their reading her obviously interesting book with her cuppa, oh such wonderful care in schools these days!
(Teachers are alright really i was just very annoyed!)

I dabbed the blood from my nose, Anna frantically passing me the bog roll,  "you better stop bleeding soon ! your killing the tree's" oh how i love my Anna, makes me laugh so much... SHUT UP YOU TREE HUGGER!
She messed with her eye make-up whilst i messed with the crusty blood around my nose trying to get it off without taking off too much make up, so i don't look like patch the dog!

Lessons, i couldn't have prayed for them to come sooner, Oh the bliss of English language!
"Coursework has to be in next week, i hope its all nearly done!" my cheery teacher announced as I thought...


"You have got to be joking right, oh Shit! i forgot !"